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Chibitalia – The Tasks In Life
Written for APH-RP-DoubleTrouble
Day One
“Daddy, Daddy!”
“What, Alfred?”
“I've gotta snail.”
“A snail, huh? Did your neighbour Francis give it to you?”
“No! It's mah friend from da garden.”
“Alfred...”
“Yeah?”
“Get that slimy, gross, VILE creature out of my office!”
Day Two
“Fawther?”
“Yes, Matthew?”
“C-Can I have pancakes?”
“Later, dear.”
“But I-I'm hungwy. So is Alfie.”
“Later, sweetheart.”
“But it's later now.”
“Ugh! Fine, let me save this document then I'll take you and Alfred to eat out.”
Day Three
“Dad! I'm BORED!”
“Go and play with your brother.”
“He's ASWEEP!”
“Then play on your own.”
“But that's BORING!”
“Alfred, I'm warning you once. I am busy, occupy yourself elsewhere.”
“Fine, I'm goin' to Fwancis'.”
“Good luck getting out of the house when you can't reach the doorhandle.”
Day Four
“Fawther?”
“Yes, Matthew?”
“Kuma-Kumakichi is missing!”
“Oh, he'll turn up, love.”
“B-But what if he's LOST?!”
“He'll be around. Daddy needs to get this presentation completed. I'll help you later.”
“...”
“Please don't cry.”
“...”
“Matthew, really.”
“Mattie, Mattie! I found Kuma!”
“Where?!”
“The kitty ate him.”
“WAAAAHHH!!!”
“ALFRED! I swear to God! Ugh. Show me the damn bear. I'll wash it and repair it. You children will be the end of me.”
“Was I a good hewo?”
“You're a bloody menace to society.”
“Aww.”
Day Five
“Boys, where are Daddy's keys?”
“Dunno.”
“Be more helpful, Alfred.”
“In da fwidge?”
“WHY would they be in the fridge, you ridiculous child?”
“Coz I dwopped dem in da milk?”
“...”
“Bonjour?”
“Francis, I need to borrow your car.”
“Honhonhon! Old man losing his keys?”
“Only to the children from Hell.”
“But Mathieu is an angel!”
“Fine, to the devil spawn Alfred.”
“Very well, you may borrow her but there must not be a scratch on my car when you return her!”
“I'm a better driver than you so shut up.”
Day Six
“Who invited YOU over, Frog?”
“Enchanté, Arthur. Bitter as usual?”
“Go home.”
“Non, let me in.”
“It's my home, sod off!”
“I guess you don't want your children back then.”
“WHAT?!”
“What I mean is that they sneaked into my house! You need to watch them more carefully. I fed them, you're welcome.”
“But I JUST served them dinner! How the hell did they escape?”
“No wonder they fled to me! Mon Dieu! Your cooking is a sin!”
“Your face is a sin!”
“Don't bring my face into this!”
“I can bring my fist into your face if you'd like?”
“So cruel!”
“... Thanks for returning the kids.”
“De rien.”
Day Seven
“Behave for Francis, boys! No trouble.”
“Have fun at da MUSEEEIKAL, Daddy!”
“Thank you, Alfred. Give me a hug, Matthew.”
“Bye, Fawther. I'll be good.”
“Bonsoir, Arthur. Have a good night. Ze kids will be fine, I promise.”
“Ensure they're in bed by ten PM and don't give Alfred sweets. He also cannot watch scary films or he won't sleep.”
“Just go, Eyebrows, I've got them.”
“Bye, Alfred! Bye, Matthew! Bye, Frog.”
Chibitalia – The Tasks In Life
Written for APH-RP-DoubleTrouble
Day One
“Daddy, Daddy!”
“What, Alfred?”
“I've gotta snail.”
“A snail, huh? Did your neighbour Francis give it to you?”
“No! It's mah friend from da garden.”
“Alfred...”
“Yeah?”
“Get that slimy, gross, VILE creature out of my office!”
Day Two
“Fawther?”
“Yes, Matthew?”
“C-Can I have pancakes?”
“Later, dear.”
“But I-I'm hungwy. So is Alfie.”
“Later, sweetheart.”
“But it's later now.”
“Ugh! Fine, let me save this document then I'll take you and Alfred to eat out.”
Day Three
“Dad! I'm BORED!”
“Go and play with your brother.”
“He's ASWEEP!”
“Then play on your own.”
“But that's BORING!”
“Alfred, I'm warning you once. I am busy, occupy yourself elsewhere.”
“Fine, I'm goin' to Fwancis'.”
“Good luck getting out of the house when you can't reach the doorhandle.”
Day Four
“Fawther?”
“Yes, Matthew?”
“Kuma-Kumakichi is missing!”
“Oh, he'll turn up, love.”
“B-But what if he's LOST?!”
“He'll be around. Daddy needs to get this presentation completed. I'll help you later.”
“...”
“Please don't cry.”
“...”
“Matthew, really.”
“Mattie, Mattie! I found Kuma!”
“Where?!”
“The kitty ate him.”
“WAAAAHHH!!!”
“ALFRED! I swear to God! Ugh. Show me the damn bear. I'll wash it and repair it. You children will be the end of me.”
“Was I a good hewo?”
“You're a bloody menace to society.”
“Aww.”
Day Five
“Boys, where are Daddy's keys?”
“Dunno.”
“Be more helpful, Alfred.”
“In da fwidge?”
“WHY would they be in the fridge, you ridiculous child?”
“Coz I dwopped dem in da milk?”
“...”
“Bonjour?”
“Francis, I need to borrow your car.”
“Honhonhon! Old man losing his keys?”
“Only to the children from Hell.”
“But Mathieu is an angel!”
“Fine, to the devil spawn Alfred.”
“Very well, you may borrow her but there must not be a scratch on my car when you return her!”
“I'm a better driver than you so shut up.”
Day Six
“Who invited YOU over, Frog?”
“Enchanté, Arthur. Bitter as usual?”
“Go home.”
“Non, let me in.”
“It's my home, sod off!”
“I guess you don't want your children back then.”
“WHAT?!”
“What I mean is that they sneaked into my house! You need to watch them more carefully. I fed them, you're welcome.”
“But I JUST served them dinner! How the hell did they escape?”
“No wonder they fled to me! Mon Dieu! Your cooking is a sin!”
“Your face is a sin!”
“Don't bring my face into this!”
“I can bring my fist into your face if you'd like?”
“So cruel!”
“... Thanks for returning the kids.”
“De rien.”
Day Seven
“Behave for Francis, boys! No trouble.”
“Have fun at da MUSEEEIKAL, Daddy!”
“Thank you, Alfred. Give me a hug, Matthew.”
“Bye, Fawther. I'll be good.”
“Bonsoir, Arthur. Have a good night. Ze kids will be fine, I promise.”
“Ensure they're in bed by ten PM and don't give Alfred sweets. He also cannot watch scary films or he won't sleep.”
“Just go, Eyebrows, I've got them.”
“Bye, Alfred! Bye, Matthew! Bye, Frog.”
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A fluffy ACE family fic (with France) for 
APH-RP-DoubleTrouble.
Teaser: “ALFRED! I swear to God! Ugh. Show me the damn bear. I'll wash it and repair it. You children will be the end of me.”
Prompt: Arthur can't get any work done, because the twins interrupt him.
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A slice-of-life domestic ficlet based around the ACE - America, Canada and England - family. France is just an neighbour in this universe. Human names used.]
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APH-RP-DoubleTrouble. Teaser: “ALFRED! I swear to God! Ugh. Show me the damn bear. I'll wash it and repair it. You children will be the end of me.” Prompt: Arthur can't get any work done, because the twins interrupt him.
[
A slice-of-life domestic ficlet based around the ACE - America, Canada and England - family. France is just an neighbour in this universe. Human names used.] Stop! You are not authorised to claim this work as your own. Plagiarism is illegal. NO STEALING.DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION.
FanFiction © AskHetaHazardEngland [Me] / Chicky-the-Dragon [My main account]
Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya
HetaHazard © Sadaie
All respective trademarks belong to their owners/creators.
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Could be worse. The keys could be missing because the kids wanted to try driving. (Remembers a certain Garfield comic.)